[Arashi] Crack!

Title: Crack!
Group/Pairing: Arashi/Yama Pair (Ohno/Sho)
Prompt: “I’m an alien”
Word Count: 7812
Rating: PG-13
Genre: au/humor+angst+fluff/mpregg
Summary: A purple-haired, purple-garbed, absolute head case of an alien comes to Sho Sakurai’s door one night with an egg and a desperate plea: “Will you sit on this for me?”
Disclaimer: All fiction. I swear. :3
Note: written for rainbowfilling.

Note II: Downloadable version by rifnaoei ♥

Warning: mentioned character death
Side Pairings: (only hinted on) Jun/Sho, Jun/Kiko, Ohno/Becky, Aiba/Becky

( “You want me to WHAT?!” )