Ii FuFu No Hi Drabbles – 22 Flatworms
Nov. 19th, 2014 06:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neko_kirin3104Flatworms
[Ohno/Sho+Jun] [PG-13] [non-AU/ot3]
“I’m watching animal porn.”
“Wha—?”
“Sho-chan, if you want sex, just ask—”
“I don’t want sex, Satoshi-kun! This is really interesting. Look!”
“It looks funny. Ooooh, they’re really going at it, huh?”
“What exactly is it?”
“Flatworms, Macchan.”
“And that’s interesting because...?”
“They’re hermaphrodites. So sex for them is always like a war for dominance. And the one who gets poked with the *cough* love rod ends up bottoming—”
“And this concerns us how...?”
“Well, if flatworms can switch places like that during sex—”
“Sho-chan, we’re not flatworms, though—”
“Dream on, Sho-kun—”
“B-But—!”
“Let’s just watch fish porn next, okay?”
***Because flatwoms get their freak on this way. [nsfw]
***Also because Sho is trivia master. xDD
