[Arashi] Touchdown
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neko_kirin3104Title: Touchdown
Group/Pairing: Arashi/Yama Pair (Ohno/Sho)
Prompt: 12 Plan
Word Count: 1060
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Summary: Nino’s toy heli touches down on something more.
Disclaimer: I own nobody. Purely fictional, of course. :3
Notes: Inspired by a prompt from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
je_prompts, and because THIS~!! [2013.08.15 VS Arashi]. xp
Note II: for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mount_deer and her twin’s birthday! Yay! (and because since you got me started on Sho-chan scratching himself, I’ve been looking out for it everywhere, LOL!)
For Nino, it had been an easy choice—hit Leader's unguarded front or Sho-chan's perky butt?
It was a split second decision, and though he did see the potential in both in helping him make a faster goal than J, his eyes automatically homed in on Sho’s wiggling ass, and the roguish toy heli just went and did the rest from there.
He didn't know what Aiba was thinking, though. And he most certainly didn’t have anything to do with whatever scheme that idiot was playing on.
It had been an act purely based on his desire to win. How was he to know it would end up giving him more than what he bargained for?
“NO! GOD, NINO! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!”
Sho’s horrified squeak from a couple of hours ago rang in Nino’s ears as he tried his best to laugh and feign interest in Jun’s whining.
The way he could manage to look convincingly bustling and chipper on set while his mind wandered off and anchored itself on a priceless memory was one of the mysteries of life that Nino was only too happy to exploit without having to explain himself.
“I’m just asking, Sho-chan—”
“NO! THAT’S RIDICULOUS! WE’RE GUYS!”
“Like I always say, you can go overseas and it wouldn’t be a problem anymore, Sho-chan,” Aiba piped up airily from somewhere across the greenroom.
Nino couldn’t be sure where though, and he didn’t really care. Because his attention was unwaveringly fixed on his trusty Nintendo DS and the two old men sitting on either side of him on the couch.
A scandalized “Haaa?!” rumbled in his left ear, and the familiar image of a wide-eyed, slack-jawed Sho instantly flashed in his head.
“Uh-huh,” he chanted dismissively, turning his inquisition to the other man without taking his eyes off his game. “Leader? What do you have to say?”
“Hnn?” Ohno hummed, sounding like he often did, instantly bringing to mind the picture of a sulking man teetering on the edge of consciousness.
Sometimes, it really just boggled Nino how much he knew these guys...
“Are you together again now? Like, for real this time?” he repeated for their muddled Leader’s benefit, pointedly ignoring Sho’s huff of protest. Because it seriously didn’t take half a fruit fly‘s brain to figure out what these two had been up to lately.
Especially with the preliminary results of the Arafes voting reminding them of that old song they collaborated on together—
“That’s ridiculous, Nino,” Leader mumbled at the tail end of a yawn.
“That’s what I’ve been saying!” Sho practically screamed in his persistence, jumping to his feet and stomping off somewhere.
Normally, Nino wouldn’t waste his breath pushing on the subject, seeing that they never really talked about their personal lives. But when two members decided to fool around in some random broom closet without being too discreet about it—and one of them rejoining the shoot scratching his ridiculously sensitive skin because of it—well that’s clearly a case of personal traversing the professional if nothing else, and Nino felt they all deserved to know.
Once and for all.
Not that they didn’t already know to begin with...
Sho and Satoshi-chan? Satoshi and Sho-chan? How much more not obvious could these two possibly get?
Nino just couldn’t pass up any excuse to tease. “So, if I kiss Sho-chan right now, it wouldn't bother you at all, right?”
The clamoring sound of plastic cups hitting the floor provided the perfect chorus to Sho’s startled shriek and eventual nervous blubbering. Nino heard metal chair legs scratching on the floor as Aiba jumped up to lend Arashi’s damsel-in-distress a helping hand.
“Why would you even do that, Nino?!” Jun growled from the armchair right across the couch.
“It's a hypothetical question, J. Besides, don’t tell me you haven’t thought about it once or twice before—”
“Of course not!” Jun yelped, sounding fierce, offended and guilty.
“I'd do it!” Aiba chirped, earning him a Sho Sakurai gasp-of-epic-hysteria and a dull and feeble slap somewhere on his person.
“You can try,” Leader mumbled in a voice so low and bored, one could’ve easily mistaken it for apathy if not for the subtle tightening of his jaws, the telltale twitch at the corner of his mouth, and the brief glare of warning he threw Aiba’s way...
That Aiba so conveniently missed.
And so did J.
But Nino had seen it all. Just like he saw the ‘what-the-eff’ frown that instantly crossed Leader’s face the moment his heli made contact with Sho’s butt.
Like the indignant ‘die-evil-toy’ scowl Leader had when he gallantly intercepted Aiba’s wanton aircraft from crashing into Sho-chan’s face.
And like the cocky ‘I’m-the-man‘ smirk Leader put on after making a quick sweep of Sho’s appearance, making sure that not a whisker was out of place.
Suddenly, it wasn't about winning so much as having successfully pushed Leader's buttons and making the lying man wordlessly confess to the truth they had always known.
Suddenly, he heard his name being announced as the winner, but he pumped his fist and capered on his feet for more than just his victory.
For Nino, it had been an easy choice, really.
Especially when one considered that the possibility of seeing a straightforward Satoshi Ohno seething at the sight of Sho-chan getting struck down by a pernicious little toy was considerably higher than hearing the cunning Sho Sakurai screaming bloody murder over a full-scale assault on Satoshi-kun’s family jewels.
Sometimes, it really just amused him how much he knew these guys...
“Hey, Nino,” Leader called out to him on their way back to the greenroom for a breather.
“Hey, Liar,” he smirked as the older man caught up to him.
“I never lied,” Leader’s rebuttal sounded casual enough, but the visible crease between his brows told a different story.
“What was that all about just now, then?” he asked, undaunted. “I thought you said you weren’t together?”
“I never said we weren’t, Nino,” Leader’s voice was laidback, and only a touch nippy. “I just meant it’s never been not real.”
He could never deny the fact that this made him glad. It was about time, too. Satoshi-chan and Sho-chan weren’t getting any younger after all—
“And don’t ever do that again.”
“Hai, hai!” Nino crooned, already laughing in his head over his next un-planned ruse.
***Haven’t really been in a very good place lately, but seeing this in my head made me ~XDDD. I hope it does the same for you, too. XD
***It’s raining and it’s flooding and all I can think about is this...
Group/Pairing: Arashi/Yama Pair (Ohno/Sho)
Prompt: 12 Plan
Word Count: 1060
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Summary: Nino’s toy heli touches down on something more.
Disclaimer: I own nobody. Purely fictional, of course. :3
Notes: Inspired by a prompt from
je_prompts, and because THIS~!! [2013.08.15 VS Arashi]. xpNote II: for
mount_deer and her twin’s birthday! Yay! (and because since you got me started on Sho-chan scratching himself, I’ve been looking out for it everywhere, LOL!)For Nino, it had been an easy choice—hit Leader's unguarded front or Sho-chan's perky butt?
It was a split second decision, and though he did see the potential in both in helping him make a faster goal than J, his eyes automatically homed in on Sho’s wiggling ass, and the roguish toy heli just went and did the rest from there.
He didn't know what Aiba was thinking, though. And he most certainly didn’t have anything to do with whatever scheme that idiot was playing on.
It had been an act purely based on his desire to win. How was he to know it would end up giving him more than what he bargained for?
“NO! GOD, NINO! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!”
Sho’s horrified squeak from a couple of hours ago rang in Nino’s ears as he tried his best to laugh and feign interest in Jun’s whining.
The way he could manage to look convincingly bustling and chipper on set while his mind wandered off and anchored itself on a priceless memory was one of the mysteries of life that Nino was only too happy to exploit without having to explain himself.
“I’m just asking, Sho-chan—”
“NO! THAT’S RIDICULOUS! WE’RE GUYS!”
“Like I always say, you can go overseas and it wouldn’t be a problem anymore, Sho-chan,” Aiba piped up airily from somewhere across the greenroom.
Nino couldn’t be sure where though, and he didn’t really care. Because his attention was unwaveringly fixed on his trusty Nintendo DS and the two old men sitting on either side of him on the couch.
A scandalized “Haaa?!” rumbled in his left ear, and the familiar image of a wide-eyed, slack-jawed Sho instantly flashed in his head.
“Uh-huh,” he chanted dismissively, turning his inquisition to the other man without taking his eyes off his game. “Leader? What do you have to say?”
“Hnn?” Ohno hummed, sounding like he often did, instantly bringing to mind the picture of a sulking man teetering on the edge of consciousness.
Sometimes, it really just boggled Nino how much he knew these guys...
“Are you together again now? Like, for real this time?” he repeated for their muddled Leader’s benefit, pointedly ignoring Sho’s huff of protest. Because it seriously didn’t take half a fruit fly‘s brain to figure out what these two had been up to lately.
Especially with the preliminary results of the Arafes voting reminding them of that old song they collaborated on together—
“That’s ridiculous, Nino,” Leader mumbled at the tail end of a yawn.
“That’s what I’ve been saying!” Sho practically screamed in his persistence, jumping to his feet and stomping off somewhere.
Normally, Nino wouldn’t waste his breath pushing on the subject, seeing that they never really talked about their personal lives. But when two members decided to fool around in some random broom closet without being too discreet about it—and one of them rejoining the shoot scratching his ridiculously sensitive skin because of it—well that’s clearly a case of personal traversing the professional if nothing else, and Nino felt they all deserved to know.
Once and for all.
Not that they didn’t already know to begin with...
Sho and Satoshi-chan? Satoshi and Sho-chan? How much more not obvious could these two possibly get?
Nino just couldn’t pass up any excuse to tease. “So, if I kiss Sho-chan right now, it wouldn't bother you at all, right?”
The clamoring sound of plastic cups hitting the floor provided the perfect chorus to Sho’s startled shriek and eventual nervous blubbering. Nino heard metal chair legs scratching on the floor as Aiba jumped up to lend Arashi’s damsel-in-distress a helping hand.
“Why would you even do that, Nino?!” Jun growled from the armchair right across the couch.
“It's a hypothetical question, J. Besides, don’t tell me you haven’t thought about it once or twice before—”
“Of course not!” Jun yelped, sounding fierce, offended and guilty.
“I'd do it!” Aiba chirped, earning him a Sho Sakurai gasp-of-epic-hysteria and a dull and feeble slap somewhere on his person.
“You can try,” Leader mumbled in a voice so low and bored, one could’ve easily mistaken it for apathy if not for the subtle tightening of his jaws, the telltale twitch at the corner of his mouth, and the brief glare of warning he threw Aiba’s way...
That Aiba so conveniently missed.
And so did J.
But Nino had seen it all. Just like he saw the ‘what-the-eff’ frown that instantly crossed Leader’s face the moment his heli made contact with Sho’s butt.
Like the indignant ‘die-evil-toy’ scowl Leader had when he gallantly intercepted Aiba’s wanton aircraft from crashing into Sho-chan’s face.
And like the cocky ‘I’m-the-man‘ smirk Leader put on after making a quick sweep of Sho’s appearance, making sure that not a whisker was out of place.
Suddenly, it wasn't about winning so much as having successfully pushed Leader's buttons and making the lying man wordlessly confess to the truth they had always known.
Suddenly, he heard his name being announced as the winner, but he pumped his fist and capered on his feet for more than just his victory.
For Nino, it had been an easy choice, really.
Especially when one considered that the possibility of seeing a straightforward Satoshi Ohno seething at the sight of Sho-chan getting struck down by a pernicious little toy was considerably higher than hearing the cunning Sho Sakurai screaming bloody murder over a full-scale assault on Satoshi-kun’s family jewels.
Sometimes, it really just amused him how much he knew these guys...
“Hey, Nino,” Leader called out to him on their way back to the greenroom for a breather.
“Hey, Liar,” he smirked as the older man caught up to him.
“I never lied,” Leader’s rebuttal sounded casual enough, but the visible crease between his brows told a different story.
“What was that all about just now, then?” he asked, undaunted. “I thought you said you weren’t together?”
“I never said we weren’t, Nino,” Leader’s voice was laidback, and only a touch nippy. “I just meant it’s never been not real.”
He could never deny the fact that this made him glad. It was about time, too. Satoshi-chan and Sho-chan weren’t getting any younger after all—
“And don’t ever do that again.”
“Hai, hai!” Nino crooned, already laughing in his head over his next un-planned ruse.
~1992*4##111~
***Haven’t really been in a very good place lately, but seeing this in my head made me ~XDDD. I hope it does the same for you, too. XD
***It’s raining and it’s flooding and all I can think about is this...
[gif not mine]
'Rain Dance' by an adorable ame-otoko <3
Nothing but good vibes, ne? ^____^
'Rain Dance' by an adorable ame-otoko <3
Nothing but good vibes, ne? ^____^
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Date: 2013-08-19 01:12 am (UTC)I've been waiting for this. This remind me of O's smug face when he saved Sho from the assault of Aiba's heli..
i so love the moment..
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Date: 2013-08-31 10:56 pm (UTC)Thank you very much for reading! <3
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Date: 2013-08-19 01:28 am (UTC)Gosh you. Thank you so much~ <3
This is amazing; I feel really lucky that there was actually something epic happening in recent shows that inspired you this gem. Helicopters seems to love 'hit' on Sho xD
The way you combined most of my 'favorite things' and would indulge me on my random 'scratching musings', this made me squeal so much throughout.
And I love the way you had Ohno not really lying and yet not really revealing until the end (Even genius!Nino had to be careful with his wordings when it comes to giving interrogative questions to Ohno, I guess xD).
I hope you're feeling much better, ppl who makes me really happy on my special day deserves as much :D *chuus*
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Date: 2013-08-31 11:03 pm (UTC)aaaah! i remember that anishi episode, where he rc'd a helicopter into his own crotch. aw, how much more clumsier can this man get?
you are very welcome. you've been feeding me so much yama, it's the least i can do. i think i've still got a vault-full in my head i haven't used. XDDD
but seriously, sometimes i feel like all i wait for to see these days is sho scratching his butt (or anywhere else, really).
I love Ohno tramping Nino's genius. That man is smarter than he lets on, I think.
i'm much, much better! //chuus
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Date: 2013-08-19 06:05 am (UTC)2 can someone explain to me the scratching thing. it seems I missed something there.
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Date: 2013-08-19 06:30 am (UTC)Since I was sort of the one who popped up such observation, I guess I cd give it a shot at replying this?
I guess it's one of the things that, if you don't bother to watch Sho the whole time, you would most probably miss it. It was sort of highlighted by several fans from weibo and Japanese blogs I frequented to and they took caps and made gifs xD; so I started taking close watch of it too.
Basically it's just that Sho seemed to scratch at random parts of his body when he thought the camera wasnt on him; it's more frequent on VSA, but sometimes I do spot it on other shows too. Me and some of my friends started making it something like a 'spectating focus' sometimes and we go LOL everytime we see it.
Sumimasen deshita. *bows*
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Date: 2013-08-19 08:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-19 09:13 am (UTC)Because really, is it normal to be getting a kick out of people scratching themselves? xD (yes, he also scratches 'down there' sometimes; as well as everywhere else.)
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Date: 2013-08-31 11:05 pm (UTC)it's just as mount_deer said. let's keep a close watch on this man from now on, ne? <3
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Date: 2013-08-19 08:37 am (UTC)ahh been over 3 months since i watch arashi shows... no good :(
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Date: 2013-08-31 11:09 pm (UTC)argh! that's tough! hope you're not overworking yourself, ne! it'll be so worth it when you do finally get the time to watch all that you've missed. :)
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Date: 2013-08-19 01:11 pm (UTC)Be careful with all that flooding going on :-D
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Date: 2013-08-31 11:11 pm (UTC)And yes, Sho-chan's butt just seems to always be there, lol! XD
The weather has gotten better now, thank you very much! <3<3<3
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Date: 2013-08-31 11:13 pm (UTC)I hope you're feeling better now, ne! You're already back home now, yes? <3
scratching!Sho, lol! it's that sho seems to scratch himself on tv when he thinks no one is looking. mount_deer explained it better here.
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Date: 2013-08-23 06:28 pm (UTC)Even though most of the time it was Sho who relieves Ohno from various situations on their shows, this time Ohno came to the rescue when Sho's safety was at risk XD
Reminded me of the episode of VSA long time ago when Ohno grabbed Sho before running away from the giant that was crashing on them.
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Date: 2013-08-31 11:16 pm (UTC)Ohno seems to have faster reflexes when faced with physical danger. I remember that episode, the one with Dondake! I seriously repeated that scene over and over. Ah, Ohno can be such a hero, ne! <3<3<3
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Date: 2013-09-10 05:46 pm (UTC)otl, android au cm~~~~~~~~ wahahahahahhahahahahhaha
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Date: 2013-09-13 10:52 pm (UTC)That gif always cheers me up, so I thought I'd share. ~<3
Thanks for reading! //hugs
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Date: 2013-09-19 03:00 pm (UTC)yah~ though have always wondered. how do you put a cut in an opened blog?
^___________^ /hugs back
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Date: 2013-09-22 03:34 am (UTC)It's a spoiler tag, icon right beside the lj cut tag on the tool bar.
//hugssss ^__^ <3
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Date: 2013-09-29 10:09 am (UTC)...ah! really, I wasn't aware. Thanks! /notes that in little LJ html tags notepad\
//huggssss back~ 8D~<3
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Date: 2013-10-13 07:15 pm (UTC)reading yama and kaze in a fic always amuses me, so thank you so much <3
and i'm so glad to know that it's not only me who is aware of sho's scratchhng habit, lol XD
anyway, I also wanna say thank you cos i've been reading some of your yama, sakumoto, and junba's fics since a few days ago to kill my boring time resting on my bed, i'm really sorry that I didn't leave any cmments, I have difficplties to type the words on my phone right now, but I love them as always, so thanks again <3
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Date: 2013-10-13 08:15 pm (UTC)I would never have noticed the scratching if mount-deer hadn't told me about it. This man, really! xD
Hey, no worries! Thank you very much for reading them, and this too! I am really glad to know you enjoyed them. ^___^ <333
P/S: Are you all right? Take care, ne. //hugs
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Date: 2013-10-14 04:31 am (UTC)I can't remember when exactly I started to pay attention to that habit of him, but it's around last year when I watched the 'love rainbow' pv making of in which he was talking with Ohno while scratching some parts of his body XD and that reminded me that I've been wondering about it since I watched him scratching in the training camp dvd XD then to make sure of it I re-watched some of their shows and found that the bpdy part he often scrathes is his neck, lol XD
you're welcome <3
well, I've been sick since friday, seems I overworked my self in the past 2 weeks, so now, I need to bed-rest for some days ^^;
thank you so much :D you too take care, ne *hugshugs <3