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[Arashi] The Janitor's Closet
Title: The Janitor’s Closet
Group: Arashi
Side Pairing: Yama Pair (Ohno/Sho)
Prompt: 21 Caught + and partly by this prompt
Word Count: 1764 words
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/School AU
Summary: Aiba, Jun and Nino are the only witnesses to an incident that happened in Johnny Elementary School one night. They each have a different story to tell.
Note: Inspired by prompts from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
100_situations and Imagine Your OTP.
Nothing particularly interesting ever happened in Johnny Elementary School. At least, nothing that could in anyway ruin its untarnished reputation for being a safe and violence-free environment for its students.
Vice Principal Masahiro Nakai always made sure of this.
So it probably was an unfortunate lapse in judgment that made him tell those troublesome kids to stay behind after classes to clean up the foamy mess they created at the science lab.
Of course, it wasn’t just his temper getting the best of him after three ten-year-olds tried to get him hip to the wonders of science like he was born just yesterday.
Who knew that a little hydrogen peroxide, some dry yeast, copious amounts of dishwashing soap, and a sprinkling of food coloring could potentially drown his school in a foamy avalanche of yellow, green, and purple all because Masaki Aiba had wanted to try and see if they could maybe take some cues from the elephant toothpaste demonstration that Haruka Ayase showed them in science class to make a huger, more spectacular demonstration of their own?
They were freakin’ gonna call it dinosaur toothpaste, too!
Who knew, indeed? Obviously not Vice Principal Nakai.
He also didn’t know that there were frighteningly dangerous weapons of mass destruction hidden in plain sight inside the janitor’s closet.
Then again, how could he have known that, seriously? It’s not like they teach that in graduate school or anything!
The incident that put his school on the local newspapers for the first time and for all the wrong reasons happened at around seven in the evening. A mere half hour after he had had to rush out to meet Yukie for the anniversary dinner (that he had almost forgotten about, again) and left the kids to the school janitor’s care.
And he should’ve really known better than to trust Taichi Kokubun with his school. Especially not with these kids around.
Then again, it wasn’t Kokubun who caused the toxic fumes that forced him to shut Johnny Elementary School down until they were 210% sure that the air quality inside its halls was within normal levels again.
So the question now was: who the hell hated Nakai enough to go through the trouble of messing up with the janitor’s stuffs and deliberately mixing bleach with ammonia to carry out such a sneaky scheme to bring his school down?
Because people didn’t just mix bleach and ammonia accidentally! No matter what the fire department said!
“All right, Masaki,” he found himself saying two days later, wasting not a second at all to do his own investigation as soon as the students came back for their classes. “Who did you see inside the janitor’s closet?”
“Well, it was too dark and I’m not really sure...” Masaki was visibly fidgeting in his seat and was also very determined not to meet Nakai’s eyes, like he was hiding something. Something he was feeling all embarrassed about and would really rather not say if he could help it.
Nakai leaned on the table and lowered his voice in a conspiratorial hush. “Whatever it is, you can tell me.” He had won many a-kids’ confidence this way.
But Masaki just kept squirming. “You’ll laugh at me.”
“I won’t, I promise.”
Masaki finally risked a glance at Nakai, his voice coming out in a breathy whisper. “I think I saw shadow people.”
The words hit the Vice Principal like a suction cup arrow to the head. “Huh?”
“For real!” Masaki’s eyes had grown unnaturally big, his enthusiasm bursting. “They were like, just moving around crazily, knocking brooms and mops all over the place!”
This was way, way, wa~y out of what Nakai would’ve expected to hear. “HUH?!”
“They’re real, Vice Principal! I really saw them! Shadows just moving around without bodies!” Masaki’s voice cracked with excitement as he jumped to his feet and started flailing and gesturing about. “I was gonna get an extra mop because Kokubun said he was gonna help us to make things faster. So I opened the door, right? And they were there! And they were making all these weird, scary noises! At first I thought there was just one, because they were, like, fused so close together. But then they saw me and they, like, just broke off! And there were actually two of them. And one of them had these huge scary eyes that flashed red when they looked at me, so I just slammed the door close again and ran away!”
Nakai’s brows were just an inch away from disappearing into his scalp. “Shadow people?” It was all he could say to keep himself from cursing the kid to hell and back. He had heard of kids glossing over stuffs they didn’t want to remember ever seeing, but this was just plain madness!
He thought he would have a better chance of finding out the truth from Jun Matsumoto. He seemed to be a level-headed kid, despite his occasional burst of goofiness and a seemingly uncontrolled tendency to tackle-hug every mascot dumb enough to cross his path.
“Masaki was blabbering on about seeing shadow people in the closet,” Jun began explaining as soon as he sat down. “So Kokubun told me to check it out. And I told him, ‘Why don’t you check it out? It’s your closet!’ And he just said, ’Because I’m older.’ And suddenly, it was me who had to go and check it out! That janitor really is a scaredy cat, you know. You should fire him.”
“I’ll consider it.” Nakai smirked and leaned on the table, just far enough to catch a glimpse of Jun’s backpack on the floor, where the corners of a rather thick paperback was sticking out. He didn’t know this kid was into reading books. And that looked like a fictional one, too. For some reason, he felt his hope falter slightly. “Right now, though, I need to know what you saw inside that closet, Jun.”
“Well...” Jun lowered his gaze, then began fidgeting in his seat the same way that Masaki did.
This time, Nakai’s hope dissolved completely and he had to practically bite his tongue to keep himself from cursing. “Yes?”
“I think I saw vampires...”
Nakai could almost taste blood in his mouth now. “Vampires?”
Jun nodded, then looked at Nakai with a sudden, creepy sparkle in his eyes that made the older man gulp and back away. “I didn’t think they were real, too, until I saw them! One of them, like, had his face buried in the other vampire’s neck, you see? And he was making sucking noises. You know, like they do when they’re sucking blood? And then the other vampire was, like, just moaning and letting the other vampire feed off of him! It was bizarre! I was just reading about them, you know! There are probably also werewolves lurking around here, too!”
Nakai groaned and facepalmed like he had never facepalmed before. The truth was slowly slipping out of his hands, along with his sanity. There was only one other witness left, and if he actually managed to stay sane by the time Kazunari Ninomiya entered his office, he wouldn’t be putting much hope on what he was already almost sure was going to be another cock and bull story.
It would be interesting though, to see what kind of imaginative creatures he would be hearing about this time around. Especially from the kid who seemed to be born with a Nintendo DS stuck to his fingers.
“All right, Kazunari,” he said, trying to not sound like he was virtually rolling his eyes. “Tell me what you saw.”
For a moment that stretched on for far too long that Nakai was almost afraid the kid had fallen asleep with his eyes open, no one spoke. The ticking of the clock on the wall beside the door sounded rather loud and deafening in the extended silence. It almost drove Nakai insane.
“Kazunari, what did you see?” he asked again, in case the kid missed him the first time.
And this time Kazunari sighed, then met Nakai’s gaze straight on, like he was trying to decide whether or not the older man was ready to hear whatever it was he was about to say. “I saw Ohno-teach and Sakurai-teach having sex in the closet.”
The ticking of the clock counted down the different shades of red that Nakai’s face rapidly flushed through. He curled his fists around his slipping sanity, cleared his throat and tried his best not to faint. How did this kid even know how sex looked like anyway?! “What?!”
The crease that appeared in Kazunari’s brows openly mocked Nakai’s logic, even his age. “Vice Principal, are you seriously asking me to elaborate? Because unlike my stupid friends I did turn the light on, you know...”
Nakai choked on his tongue. No, he definitely did not want an elaboration on anything! Especially not from the kid who was now sneering at him from across the table, like it had been his intention to mess up with the Vice Principal’s head all along.
“Come to think of it, that was probably why they ended up knocking all those cleaning stuffs over...” Kazunari mused, rubbing a hand to his chin like he thought he was old enough to look cool doing it.
While on the other side of the table, Nakai was seriously feeling like everything he knew about the world had just been pulled from right under his feet.
“Can I please go now?” The kid pulled out his handheld gaming console from his pocket to show Nakai how done he was with all of this.
And all Nakai could do was nod and keep his jaws from hitting the ground.
Who knew that his most efficient teacher’s inability to keep his hormone-driven dick in his pants could’ve almost brought an entire school’s well-guarded reputation down?
Never mind the fact that Sho Sakurai was seeing the man who in contrast could very well be the most aloof and apathetic teacher to ever walk the grounds of Johnny Elementary School. And who, as it turned out, couldn’t keep it in his pants either.
Who knew, indeed? Not Vice Principal Nakai, obviously.
“One thing I can tell you for sure, though,” Kazunari said before standing up and heading for the door. “Sakurai-teach is most definitely a bottom. And a noisy one, too.”
The door closed softly to the Vice Principal’s anguished screams, his head bursting from all the images of Ohno and Sho inside the janitor’s closet that he might probably never un-see—
“OHNOOOO!!!!!”
***Elephant Toothpaste demonstration by Science Bob. XD
Group: Arashi
Side Pairing: Yama Pair (Ohno/Sho)
Prompt: 21 Caught + and partly by this prompt
Word Count: 1764 words
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/School AU
Summary: Aiba, Jun and Nino are the only witnesses to an incident that happened in Johnny Elementary School one night. They each have a different story to tell.
Note: Inspired by prompts from
100_situations and Imagine Your OTP.Nothing particularly interesting ever happened in Johnny Elementary School. At least, nothing that could in anyway ruin its untarnished reputation for being a safe and violence-free environment for its students.
Vice Principal Masahiro Nakai always made sure of this.
So it probably was an unfortunate lapse in judgment that made him tell those troublesome kids to stay behind after classes to clean up the foamy mess they created at the science lab.
Of course, it wasn’t just his temper getting the best of him after three ten-year-olds tried to get him hip to the wonders of science like he was born just yesterday.
Who knew that a little hydrogen peroxide, some dry yeast, copious amounts of dishwashing soap, and a sprinkling of food coloring could potentially drown his school in a foamy avalanche of yellow, green, and purple all because Masaki Aiba had wanted to try and see if they could maybe take some cues from the elephant toothpaste demonstration that Haruka Ayase showed them in science class to make a huger, more spectacular demonstration of their own?
They were freakin’ gonna call it dinosaur toothpaste, too!
Who knew, indeed? Obviously not Vice Principal Nakai.
He also didn’t know that there were frighteningly dangerous weapons of mass destruction hidden in plain sight inside the janitor’s closet.
Then again, how could he have known that, seriously? It’s not like they teach that in graduate school or anything!
The incident that put his school on the local newspapers for the first time and for all the wrong reasons happened at around seven in the evening. A mere half hour after he had had to rush out to meet Yukie for the anniversary dinner (that he had almost forgotten about, again) and left the kids to the school janitor’s care.
And he should’ve really known better than to trust Taichi Kokubun with his school. Especially not with these kids around.
Then again, it wasn’t Kokubun who caused the toxic fumes that forced him to shut Johnny Elementary School down until they were 210% sure that the air quality inside its halls was within normal levels again.
So the question now was: who the hell hated Nakai enough to go through the trouble of messing up with the janitor’s stuffs and deliberately mixing bleach with ammonia to carry out such a sneaky scheme to bring his school down?
Because people didn’t just mix bleach and ammonia accidentally! No matter what the fire department said!
“All right, Masaki,” he found himself saying two days later, wasting not a second at all to do his own investigation as soon as the students came back for their classes. “Who did you see inside the janitor’s closet?”
“Well, it was too dark and I’m not really sure...” Masaki was visibly fidgeting in his seat and was also very determined not to meet Nakai’s eyes, like he was hiding something. Something he was feeling all embarrassed about and would really rather not say if he could help it.
Nakai leaned on the table and lowered his voice in a conspiratorial hush. “Whatever it is, you can tell me.” He had won many a-kids’ confidence this way.
But Masaki just kept squirming. “You’ll laugh at me.”
“I won’t, I promise.”
Masaki finally risked a glance at Nakai, his voice coming out in a breathy whisper. “I think I saw shadow people.”
The words hit the Vice Principal like a suction cup arrow to the head. “Huh?”
“For real!” Masaki’s eyes had grown unnaturally big, his enthusiasm bursting. “They were like, just moving around crazily, knocking brooms and mops all over the place!”
This was way, way, wa~y out of what Nakai would’ve expected to hear. “HUH?!”
“They’re real, Vice Principal! I really saw them! Shadows just moving around without bodies!” Masaki’s voice cracked with excitement as he jumped to his feet and started flailing and gesturing about. “I was gonna get an extra mop because Kokubun said he was gonna help us to make things faster. So I opened the door, right? And they were there! And they were making all these weird, scary noises! At first I thought there was just one, because they were, like, fused so close together. But then they saw me and they, like, just broke off! And there were actually two of them. And one of them had these huge scary eyes that flashed red when they looked at me, so I just slammed the door close again and ran away!”
Nakai’s brows were just an inch away from disappearing into his scalp. “Shadow people?” It was all he could say to keep himself from cursing the kid to hell and back. He had heard of kids glossing over stuffs they didn’t want to remember ever seeing, but this was just plain madness!
He thought he would have a better chance of finding out the truth from Jun Matsumoto. He seemed to be a level-headed kid, despite his occasional burst of goofiness and a seemingly uncontrolled tendency to tackle-hug every mascot dumb enough to cross his path.
“Masaki was blabbering on about seeing shadow people in the closet,” Jun began explaining as soon as he sat down. “So Kokubun told me to check it out. And I told him, ‘Why don’t you check it out? It’s your closet!’ And he just said, ’Because I’m older.’ And suddenly, it was me who had to go and check it out! That janitor really is a scaredy cat, you know. You should fire him.”
“I’ll consider it.” Nakai smirked and leaned on the table, just far enough to catch a glimpse of Jun’s backpack on the floor, where the corners of a rather thick paperback was sticking out. He didn’t know this kid was into reading books. And that looked like a fictional one, too. For some reason, he felt his hope falter slightly. “Right now, though, I need to know what you saw inside that closet, Jun.”
“Well...” Jun lowered his gaze, then began fidgeting in his seat the same way that Masaki did.
This time, Nakai’s hope dissolved completely and he had to practically bite his tongue to keep himself from cursing. “Yes?”
“I think I saw vampires...”
Nakai could almost taste blood in his mouth now. “Vampires?”
Jun nodded, then looked at Nakai with a sudden, creepy sparkle in his eyes that made the older man gulp and back away. “I didn’t think they were real, too, until I saw them! One of them, like, had his face buried in the other vampire’s neck, you see? And he was making sucking noises. You know, like they do when they’re sucking blood? And then the other vampire was, like, just moaning and letting the other vampire feed off of him! It was bizarre! I was just reading about them, you know! There are probably also werewolves lurking around here, too!”
Nakai groaned and facepalmed like he had never facepalmed before. The truth was slowly slipping out of his hands, along with his sanity. There was only one other witness left, and if he actually managed to stay sane by the time Kazunari Ninomiya entered his office, he wouldn’t be putting much hope on what he was already almost sure was going to be another cock and bull story.
It would be interesting though, to see what kind of imaginative creatures he would be hearing about this time around. Especially from the kid who seemed to be born with a Nintendo DS stuck to his fingers.
“All right, Kazunari,” he said, trying to not sound like he was virtually rolling his eyes. “Tell me what you saw.”
For a moment that stretched on for far too long that Nakai was almost afraid the kid had fallen asleep with his eyes open, no one spoke. The ticking of the clock on the wall beside the door sounded rather loud and deafening in the extended silence. It almost drove Nakai insane.
“Kazunari, what did you see?” he asked again, in case the kid missed him the first time.
And this time Kazunari sighed, then met Nakai’s gaze straight on, like he was trying to decide whether or not the older man was ready to hear whatever it was he was about to say. “I saw Ohno-teach and Sakurai-teach having sex in the closet.”
The ticking of the clock counted down the different shades of red that Nakai’s face rapidly flushed through. He curled his fists around his slipping sanity, cleared his throat and tried his best not to faint. How did this kid even know how sex looked like anyway?! “What?!”
The crease that appeared in Kazunari’s brows openly mocked Nakai’s logic, even his age. “Vice Principal, are you seriously asking me to elaborate? Because unlike my stupid friends I did turn the light on, you know...”
Nakai choked on his tongue. No, he definitely did not want an elaboration on anything! Especially not from the kid who was now sneering at him from across the table, like it had been his intention to mess up with the Vice Principal’s head all along.
“Come to think of it, that was probably why they ended up knocking all those cleaning stuffs over...” Kazunari mused, rubbing a hand to his chin like he thought he was old enough to look cool doing it.
While on the other side of the table, Nakai was seriously feeling like everything he knew about the world had just been pulled from right under his feet.
“Can I please go now?” The kid pulled out his handheld gaming console from his pocket to show Nakai how done he was with all of this.
And all Nakai could do was nod and keep his jaws from hitting the ground.
Who knew that his most efficient teacher’s inability to keep his hormone-driven dick in his pants could’ve almost brought an entire school’s well-guarded reputation down?
Never mind the fact that Sho Sakurai was seeing the man who in contrast could very well be the most aloof and apathetic teacher to ever walk the grounds of Johnny Elementary School. And who, as it turned out, couldn’t keep it in his pants either.
Who knew, indeed? Not Vice Principal Nakai, obviously.
“One thing I can tell you for sure, though,” Kazunari said before standing up and heading for the door. “Sakurai-teach is most definitely a bottom. And a noisy one, too.”
The door closed softly to the Vice Principal’s anguished screams, his head bursting from all the images of Ohno and Sho inside the janitor’s closet that he might probably never un-see—
“OHNOOOO!!!!!”
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***Elephant Toothpaste demonstration by Science Bob. XD
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Thank you very much for reading~! ^____^<333
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I don't think there was a character I didn't laugh at!
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I'm really glad they all did their parts well. Thank you very much for reading~! ^_____^<333
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So funny
Thank you for sharing this
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Thank you very much for reading~! ^_____^<333
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Kudos for mentioning Jun's mascot-tackling tendency, lol.
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LOL~! I have just been watching that HnA ep where he barreled into Yuppi~! And now he's into Funashi. Jun and his mascot fetish~! XD
Thank you very much for reading~! ^_____^<333
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shadows then vampires..they're Yama!... wahahahha lols
P.S. I sooooo love your choice of words! Like I said,,they're very artistic and yes oh yes funny!!!
Thank you for sharing..I've been having a hard time nowadays but this fic really brightened up my mood! <3 mwaaah <3
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And LOL at Jun and Yuppi~! The poor adorable mascot~! Have you seen Jun's Funashi impression? I think Jun's getting more and adorable these days~! XD
Thank you very much for reading~! ^_____^<333
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I just take what they give and write these crazy things. XD
Thank you very much for reading, Laora-chan~! ^____^<333