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neko_kirin3104) wrote2014-11-07 03:00 pm
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Kaze on Yama Micros 02 – Lab Brats
Lab Brats
[Ohno/Sho] [PG-13] [non-AU] [Humor] [816 words]
Leader wants to do something on Sho. But first, he’d like to test it on the Kaze trio.
Jun narrows his eyes at a random spot on the wall, trying his best not to end up cursing until he’s blue in the face. Not that he’s not already turning blue, red, and livid just sitting here and indulging Leader’s whim.
“This is ridiculous,” he grumbles, his nose twitching uncomfortably.
“It is?” Leader asks, his voice sounding so overly shocked that Jun just has to roll his eyes once, then a second time when he feels the older man shifting beside him. “Maybe if I just ease it up a little bit...”
Jun’s whole face is twitching now, still unable to find rhyme or reason in what Leader wants to accomplish with this. The random spot on the wall is starting to throb. And swirl. And melt. He narrows his eyes even more, so he doesn’t end up shoving a fist on his senpai’s face. “I don’t think that’s the problem, Leader.”
“Then, you don’t think this is going to work on Sho-chan?”
Work how and work what?, Jun wants to ask in all screechy annoyance, but he opts to just close his eyes and sigh. “No.” His nose is starting to feel ticklish, and he’s really just a snort away from strangling the pouting man beside him.
Luckily for the both of them, Leader finally decides to slip his finger out of Jun. “Well, it wouldn’t hurt to get a second opinion.”
Jun rolls his eyes a third time as Leader bolts from the couch and leaves the greenroom calling out Aiba’s name—
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“Aaaah, I don’t know, Leader...!” Aiba whines, his brows creasing with uncertainty. He puts his phone down on the table so he can better focus on accommodating Leader’s curiosities.
“Well, does it feel uncomfortable?”
“Not exactly but... Hmmm...” he rubs a hand to his chin, turns his gaze to the ceiling. “Maybe if you ease it up a bit... Just a little bit... There... It doesn’t feel all that bad, but... Wouldn’t this be weird?”
“You think Sho-chan won’t like it?
“Aaaah... I think he’ll find it funny, though. And Sho-chan likes to laugh a lot these days.” Aiba screws his face into a smile, already settling into the feel of Leader’s finger inside him. “Just don’t move it around too much, okay. It gets ticklish that way.”
“Hmmm....” Leader hums, his face scrunching up into a thoughtful pout, his finger eventually slipping out of Aiba. “I should probably go ask Nino...”
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Nino is surprisingly obliging, just sitting on the couch, playing his game and not minding whatever the hell Leader is trying to accomplish with his probing finger.
“So...?” the old man asks expectantly.
“So what?” he bites back coolly, eyes and fingers not wavering from his game.
“Does this annoy you?”
“Have you gone to see J yet?”
“Yes.”
“And Aibaka?”
“Yes.”
Nino purses his lip and hums, expertly keeping his face straight. “So you’re sticking boogers up my nose from those two idiots and you don’t think that annoys me?” It has taken everything he had to keep his voice mild and steady to better convey his words’ intended bite.
He almost cracks up at Leader’s very small, but very audible gulp.
He doesn’t make any move to take Leader’s finger out of his nose, though. And the older man takes enough new courage from this to shrug, snort, and say—
“What’s a few boogers shared between members?”
Nino lets a small smile touch the corner of his lips this time. Being someone who lets his drool drip in the bath to get a thrill out of knowing he’s doing something bad, he’s really got a rather high threshold for the weird and the ridiculous.
But he also does have a penchant for bullying Leader for his own entertainment. So he keeps up with his straight-faced trolling and says, “I don’t really think Sho-chan would mind, Leader. But he might wonder why you’re not just sticking it up his ass instead—”
“Sticking what up my ass?” Sho asks, casually slipping through the crack in the door. “And what the hell are you two supposed to be doing?”
Nino stares up at the man standing before them, arms crossed over his chest and face set in a quivering frown. “Does this bother you?”
Sho clears his throat, his lips twitching in an effort not to smile. “No... But what’s it supposed to be?”
Nino tugs at Leader’s wrist, taking the finger that has already overstayed its welcome from off his nose before vacating the couch and grabbing Sho in one continuous motion. “C’mere.” He practically flings the startled man to the couch beside Leader, snatches Leader’s hand, then shoves the equally startled old man’s finger up his partner’s nose. “With all our love and boogers.”
The snickering brat has already stepped out of the room and closed the door behind him before he hears Sho’s horrified clean-freak screams.
***Inspired by today’s Arashi Discovery as translated by twosen.
***Also with reference taken from 2013.03.25 Getsuyou kara Yofukashi. xp
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And Sho as a clean freak? Haha... I guess he could be quite fastidious about certain things, even if Aiba did complain once (or twice... or more) that Sho's room was super messy when he visited! Haha... what's a few boogers among members, indeed?
I love these Kaze on Yama shorts <3
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Sho's dirty room~! Hahahaha~! It's up there with his unique art skills in my list of favorite things to make fun of about Sho. Though, there's also his penchant for cleaning up after his members (I super love that bit about him bagging pet bottles--whhyyy?? xp) and this image I have of him being fussy vain about his body. He's such a delightful bundle of contradictions, that man~! XDD
Thank you very much~! And I am really glad you are enjoying the shorts~! ^____^<333
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You killed me xD
OMG the nose thing! I read the translation hahahaha! He's asking the girl to send him a photo? LOL... Ah, Riida... *rolls*
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He did, ne? I wonder if that girl would really send a photo, though. Ohno'd definitely be laughing himself blue when he sees it~! //rolls with you// XDD
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Satoshi: Eeeh, look at that~! So that's how it is, huh? It does look oddly endearing~!" //thinking quietly to self// I MUST try this out with *insert Arashi member of choice here*!
XDDD ~<333
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Sho-chan: Then one time, Satoshi-kun showed me a pic and asked if he could stick his finger up my nose...
Oooh, the hilarity~! XDDD
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MC: And did you let him?
Sho: Of course not! I opposed to it, but then when I was reading my newspaper he suddenly did it (audience: EEEEEEHHHH!). I turned to see him and said "what are you doing?" and he replied "Ah! It really feels funny!" with a big grin. I didn't know what to do... *insert nervous laughter*
Or something like that xDDDD
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Ah, what I would give to see this come to life~! XDDDD
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Seriously?!!??
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Thank you very much for reading~! ^____^<333
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But the Kaze on Yama micros are my favorites. Especially this one. Nothing like good ol' booger sharing. Thank you so much for this!!! Xxxx