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neko_kirin3104If Looks Could Kill
[Ohno/Sho+Jun/Sho] [PG-13] [non-AU] [Humor] [1006 words]
Leader comes into the green room looking upset.
***A sort of flipside to the drabble, Anniversaries. Because
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octavialao made me do it. XDLeader isn’t usually one to come to work looking like he’d just woken up on the wrong side of the bed. Most of time, he’s hardly even awake. And Nino would be making all sorts of jokes and snarks about it that Aiba would only be too happy to laugh his whole heart out at enough to make Jun’s head throb at the sudden influx of stupidity in the room.
Today, though, Leader’s narrowed eyes couldn’t be any more awake. And for some reason they have at once zeroed in on Jun, who is initially dumfounded, but is just as soon exchanging fiery gazes with the apparently pissed off older man.
“Oooooh, what is going on here?” Nino croons teasingly, with just the right amount of concern that doesn’t take too much away from his trolling reputation.
“Maaa, Leader!” Aiba, however, is quick to step forward and keep the now audibly growling Arashi patriarch from advancing any further towards their youngest member. He grabs Leader’s shoulders and tries to shake the older man out of his seemingly angry trance. “We can talk this out, ne! Whatever it is! There’s absolutely no need for violence! Arashi don’t ever fight! We’re not like that! Okay? Okay?”
Leader grunts and swipes Aiba’s hands away, glares one last time at Jun before stalking off to sulk in a corner without another word.
“Ooooh, this is so messed up!” Aiba squeaks. “What are we supposed to do, Nino?”
“What exactly are we supposed to be doing something about, is what I want to know.” Nino frowns and crosses his arms over his chest with the air of a man hell-bent on solving this riddle that has been tossed rather unceremoniously to his lap.
Aiba turns to the sulking man. “What did Matsujun do, Leader?”
“Nothing,” Jun quips defensively before Leader can even open his mouth. “He’s probably still asleep and dreaming I did something!”
“HA!” Leader huffs loudly, startling all three men whose mutually wary gazes instantly converge on him. “Somebody sure was dreaming last night! AND IT WASN’T ABOUT ME!!!”
Jun raises a derisive eyebrow while Aiba’s jaw slacks open in wordless surprise. Nino bits his bottom lip and snorts in an attempt not to burst out laughing. Leader hasn’t just sounded uncharacteristically crabby, but also currently looks like a kid suffering from the worst possible case of temper tantrum.
It is at that moment, and as though Fate is trying to play a really cruel joke on them, that Sho comes walking in looking like he has just been laid ten times over last night. “Ohayou! Good morning!” he exclaims enthusiastically, before balking a step back and almost choking on his early morning delight. “Uhm, what’s going on?”
Aiba clears his throat and turns around, not wanting to get caught in the middle of this any more than he’s already been. Nino snorts again, and as a courtesy to his seniors, actually manages not to chuckle as he picks his phone up and busies himself with the new game he has just downloaded this morning.
Jun, having unfortunately gotten involved into this mess through no fault of his own, quickly breaks gazes with the confused Sho and bolts to his feet, almost wobbling and slumping back down from the rapidly growing discomfort in his nerves. The one in his pants makes him feel so guilty that he doubts he would ever be able to look Leader in the eye ever again. “I’ll just go, uhm, out and check on, uhm, the set. Yeah. You guys should come out soon, too! All right?”
He almost doesn’t make it to the door, when upon walking pass Sho and accidentally meeting the man’s questioning eyes again, he instantly falls into a rush of images from their more untamed past that Sho has apparently not forgotten yet, despite all of his barefaced claims.
The lying bastard!
Jun has half the mind to grab the man right now and take him hard and fast in a bathroom stall somewhere.
And he knows for sure that he’s not alone in his rather irreverent thoughts, as Sho himself has just started blushing like he’s already seeing the two of them in that stall. Wild, yet careful. Unhindered, yet discreet. Just like all those years ago, when Leader’s still playing ‘grab-my-butt’ with Nino and Jun’s still the only man that Sho’s butt has ever known—
“You better go now, J,” Nino’s bored sounding voice cuts through his thoughts. He doesn’t even bother taking his eyes off his game. “That old man’s about to tear you to pieces.”
Aiba whistles from the other side of the room, trying to affect nonchalance by keeping his gaze on his phone. “You guys... No violence okay? Arashi’s not like that...”
“What? Why?” Sho chuckles nervously. “What’s wrong with you, Satoshi?”
“Nothing,” Leader grumbles, sulking deeper into his corner; jutting his jaws out to cover up his rage with an exaggerated scowl that never fails to distract the exceptionally giggly Sho out of his curiosity.
Jun sees the scowl for what it really is, though, since it’s still unfalteringly focused on him. Back off!, it says. Back off, or else...!
And despite all of his unresolved feelings for the idiot that’s already doubling over in laughter beside him, and a niggling urge to smirk because Leader has obviously not yet let said idiot in on what he’s been mumbling in his sleep, Jun is only too happy to oblige.
He clears his throat, bows his head and mutters, “I’m going,” with a finality that he hopes is enough to express his disinterest.
He doesn’t bother to turn and check whether Leader gets it or not.
He does allow himself a moment, after he closes the door behind him, to smile at the pleasant way his heart has been quivering at such an unexpected revelation.
It’s probably true what they say about first loves—
Although, if he hasn’t stepped out sooner, he would’ve seriously keeled over and died from Leader’s jealous glare alone.
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Date: 2014-11-18 06:03 am (UTC)*hugs.kisses.hugs.kisses*
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Date: 2014-12-04 09:23 pm (UTC)I am really glad you enjoyed it~! Yamamoto can be a pretty interestingly twisted ot3, when you think about it, ne?
Thank you very much for reading~! ^____^<333
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Date: 2014-12-07 02:29 am (UTC)And I hooope.. I can finish that fic I'm writing for you.. lolol.. I just don't feel like writing right now. LOL
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Date: 2014-12-07 04:51 am (UTC)<333
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Date: 2014-12-07 05:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-12-07 06:00 am (UTC)xDDD
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Date: 2014-12-07 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-18 10:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-18 01:16 pm (UTC)Naughty naughty little boy~
Jun, stop being so happy xDDDDDDDDDDD Or you'll get killed for real hahahahhaahaha!
Thanks for this~ ^^
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Date: 2014-12-05 01:34 am (UTC)Can't blame Jun for being a bit smug about it, though~! Sho was dreaming about him, after all~! Haha~!
Thanks for reading~! ^_____^<333
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Date: 2014-11-19 12:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-23 01:36 am (UTC)LOL @ minks~! They must've really made such an impression on each other to still be wanting it like that. Oh, but poor Leader~!
[replying to the other comment here, too]
Naive Sho always makes for good crack, lol~! Paired with jealous Satoshi and some sneaky member, and it just gets better. I think, lol~!
Hey, they're my fave ot3, too~! Sho's perky butt is one of my favorite tags, lol~!
Thank you very much for reading~! ^_____^<333
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Date: 2014-11-23 01:53 am (UTC)But it goes both ways ne~ ditto if Sho's your first love you'll never forget him and even if your try, one day he'll come sneaking right his way back into you...
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Date: 2014-11-23 02:04 am (UTC)True~! First loves just tend to be special, no? No matter how good or bad they've been. But the last love could also be just as special. Because it's the one that's gonna stay for good, no matter what.
Then again, first love could also be quite sneaky and might just crawl right back, ne~! xDDDD