Ii FuFu No Hi Drabbles - à la Sho - 10 Captain III

[neko_kirin3104]

Captain III
[Ohno/Sho] [PG-13] [non-AU]
[Prompt: I have a beautiful nose]

Captain | Captain II | Captain III | Captain IV



“What is it about you, huh?”

Sho stopped by their bedroom door on his way to do the laundry and peered through the narrow crack while balancing the laundry basket in his arms. Was Satoshi rehearsing lines for a drama he hadn’t yet heard about?

“Does my ass feel this way?”

Sho gasped and almost fainted when he saw Satoshi fondling his fleshjack.

“Whatever! I am not losing to you! You know why?!”

Sho bit his lip and held his breath—

“Because I’ve got a nose, and you freakin’ don’t! HA!!”

Drunk again... Sho rolled his eyes and walked away.

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[octavialao]

I dunno whether to laugah or roll my eyes out too.. but you know.. I have a feeling that Ohno would love Sho's fleshjack too.. And imagine the flesh jack, that looks like a mouth, talks to Satoshi while sucking his thingy! Now that would be very entertaining! LOL

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

Maybe just roll your eyes and laugh at the same time? XDD
But, eeeh? So these two might actually become rivals for the Satoshi Fleshjack? LOL~! What a hilarious mess that's going to be~!

Wahahahaha~! Maybe you can sneak in a talking fleshjack to the pokemon fic? Or would that be too weird? XDDDD

Thank you very much for reading~! ^_____^<333

[octavialao]

Oh! A lovely prompt! When both becomes rivals, they become those zombie like people. But turns out, Jun's the owner of the Satoshi fleshjack. and he let Sho borrow it. But it's really not a Satoshi fleshjack but a Matsumoto fleshjack! XD
And a lil trivia, Jun got 5 different flesh. Custom made, Arashi like fleshjack. XD


I'll include that talking fleshjack! That's too cracktastic~

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha~!
So Satoshi has Arashi sex dolls.
And Matsumoto has custom-made fleshjacks.
The perversion these boys can reach in your brain, I swear~! xDDD

I look forward to that cracktastic fic~! ^__^<3

[akhikaru]

LOL!
Oh Satoshi, you know you want to~ ¬w¬ And that's what you gotta do to show that fleshjack who's Sho's favorite~ ;)
Hahahahahahahaha! He must have been drunk, definitely xD

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

And Sho was already holding his breath in anticipation, too~! LOL~! Aaah, but maybe one day it's going to happen, ne? And Satoshi wouldn't even have to be drunk for it~! XDDD

Thank you very much for reading~! ^_____^<333

[michi-a05.livejournal.com]

Can't get over drunk Oh-chan...Hawaii just showed how scary drunk!Oh-chan can be...and so freakingly embarrassing yet funny!

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

Exactly the image in my head, lol~!! He's a funny, talkative drunk who really seems up for anything~! xDDD

There's also a drunk!Ohno episode I remember from Shiyagare, the one with Sasaki Kuranosuke, where he impersonated a drunk gorilla and was all over their guest~! LOL~! I think he gets extremely touchy-feely when he's drunk~! xDDD

Thank you very much for reading~! ^____^<333

[michi-a05.livejournal.com]

Yes yes! I remember that! Whenever I see drunk!Ohno i can't help but facepalm...I think that ep in Anishi made gave me the insight when to know Oh-chan's drunk...lol...he makes a 180° turn whenever he's drunk...even with his Anishi vacation...God, the things he was saying! It's like Oh no!

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

He does, ne? A completely different character~!
I wonder how many scenes they have had to cut on that Anishi vacation and what he could've said in them to incriminate himself, lol~! Funny old man~! xDDD

[michi-a05.livejournal.com]

It's scary and intriguing at the same time....all those words that he might've said and things he might've done and all the things they might've cut...

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

LOL~!
I'm also just thankful he didn't fall off the boat~! xDD

[michi-a05.livejournal.com]

I kinda want to see the behind the scenes of Abunai with a drunk Ohno and Jun in tow....

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

I think they like leaving those kinds of things to our imaginations, lol~!!