Yama Halloween Drabbles – 14 Pumpkin

[neko_kirin3104]

Pumpkin
[Ohno/Sho] [PG-13] [AU]
***Warning: character death***

CHOOSE A PUMPKIN—
Should be fresh with big, round holes for the eyes.

CUT OUT THE TOP—
Slowly, carefully, so as not to spill the juices.

GUT THE INSIDE—
Pull out the big stuffs by hand; gouge the rest with a spoon.

SCRAPE THE OUTSIDE—
Don’t leave a crumb of flesh; no unsightly scratches.

SOAK IN WATER—
No bleach. Too white is too bad. Leave for several hours.

PAT WITH TOWEL—
The blue one that Sho-chan has always loved. Kiss optional.

LET DRY—
Keep it inside. Neighbors might not understand.

DISPOSE OF THE REST—
Must find big, black trash bag...

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***No, he’s definitely not carving pumpkins. >.<



 

Comments

[michi-a05.livejournal.com]

My reaction was LOL...really LOL...see you really luuurrrvvv killing Sho in 101 ways according to Ohno's book...he's obssessed that guy, really...otsukare!

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

LOL~! People say there is a thin line between horror and humor, after all~! 😜
Ah, but when it comes to Sho, one can't help but be obsessed, ne?
Though, my Ohno does tend to go overboard with it sometimes, haha~! 😆
I am always glad for the support~! Thank you very much~! 💞

[octavialao]

hahaha! KISS OPTIONAL. you should have put SEX OPTIONAL too! just before he dispose the rest. LOL I love love love it! I love killing Sho too.. I dunno why. XD

[neko-kirin3104.livejournal.com]

LOL~! I suppose Satoshi got too preoccupied with the head that he forgot about the body. 😆
Thank you very much~! I am really glad you liked this~! 💞